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When you put a silly straw down a man's urethra and suck out his nut through the silly straw.
"I had myself some silly Milk last night girl and you would not believe how I gargled that semen!"
When you stick a string of jingle bells up your ass and run around with antlers on playing 'reindeer games'.
"Me and my girl played reindeer Games last night! Her ass twerked me a song of Christmas past!"
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"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.
"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"
When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.
"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."