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Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.

I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

by Kap'n KP January 10, 2016

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On Hold - Ship now

PayPal's stupid way to collect money from your EBay purchases.

Dammit, I can't collect my money because Paypal's blocking it with On Hold - Ship now!

by DeRalle January 15, 2009

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ghetto pirate ship

A metaphorical reference to the entire workings of a gang. As gangs are generally groups of people involved in illegal activities designed to procure money and power, the term "ghetto pirate ship" refers to the entirety of the gang.

The term is often used by gang leaders who want to appear to be intelligent and have a grasp of literature or the outside world. By using the term, gang leaders inspire their "less worldly" troops by inciting imagery of swashbuckling bandits who scour the high seas for gold.

Due to the high level of violence and lack of dental care in the ghetto, many gang members wear eye patches and have gold teeth, which makes them similar to pirates in many ways.

Enter Mambo (leader of the gang):

-Mambo appears before a group of gang members who are paying their final respects to their homie, Cheeto, who got fucked up by a crackhead robbing the liquor store-

I have gathered you all here today on this motherfucking somber occasion to pour a forty on the curb for our brothah in arms, Cheeto.

Everyone raise yo' forty. To Cheeto! He lived as he died - a member of our motherfucking ghetto pirate ship.

(cheers arise, the smell of fried chicken fills the air)

Now, let's lay this motherfucker to rest and have some BBQ. And Tre, keep yo' motherfucking filthy hands out of Cheeto's mouth. Those gold fillings are mine. You hear me, motherfucker?

by pollup December 30, 2008

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The ship has sailed

Fandom: Used to express joy when a fan's ship comes to pass esp. in a TV show.

Oh my gosh! They kissed! They finally kissed! The ship has sailed!

by RobinHood2017 May 7, 2017

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rocket ship shit

the act of shooting shit out of your ass sending it soaring through the air like a rocket ship

Yeah the sex is great. She rocket ship shit all over me.

by atreyudanger July 27, 2008

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Meat Space Ship

Another word for Penis.

Hey Sweet thang would you like to ride my meat space ship later?

by K8te69 December 10, 2008

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Cruise Ship Wiener

The act of being a pervert also refereed to as pedophile, most commonly represented by the word Douche.

Do you know Travis? Ya that kids such a Cruise Ship Wiener dude

by Double tee July 19, 2010

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