sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

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sock trick

To masturbate and or ejaculate three times in one day (24 hours)

Guy 1: dude I was so bored yesterday I pulled a sock trick
Guy 2: dude you really need a girlfriend.
Guy 1: I know.....

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sock-popping

Adjective. Used to describe something of exceptionally good or high quality.

Variations: "pop socks"

Synonym(s): orgasmic

Origin: "knocked my socks off" (set phrase)

"The movie was f*ing sock-popping!"
"Think that was good? This one will pop socks!"

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Sock Bomb

When your smoking weed and after breathing in you exhale into a sock and then after a couple times you inhale from the sock

Bruh I was so after I nailed a sock bomb last night

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road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

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Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

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Burnt Sock

Burnt sock is the result of copious amount of anal sex, causing high levels of friction within the anus. After the inevitable combusion, the interior rapidly prolapses. The result is a burnt sock (similar to pink sock).

Man, I fucked Carey in the ass for over 40 minutes! She fucking burnt socked on me!

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