(noun); penis, dick, cock, man-pipe, woody, willy, male organ used in sexual reproduction, mushroom stamping, and rituals such as... "hey bro,.... lookatdatdick" *as you display your penis in hopes of the other party looking directly at it and openly displaying their homosexuality.
Joe: "Man my girl was being such a bitch last night"
Roger: "you know what I'd say?'
....
Roger: "SUCK ON THE SPERM PIPE, BIATCH!!!"
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The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking.
Dave "I haven't pumped for a month."
Mike "Man you must have a fair Sperm bulge."
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Crampage of which sperm is blocked from the penis, causing stinging and harsh brutal pain, but pleasure at the same time.
Hey David, my sperm cramps were very painful last night, how were yours?
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sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.
oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.
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its the cooler way to say Bull Sh**!
Thats a bunch of BULL SPERM I did not sleep with your mom last night it was your Grandma thank you!
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A person or persons, female or male, queer or straight who gives head and swallows.
That dude is definitely a sperm belcher.
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The stuff thats happening in a dudes sack when hes awake and asleep
Dons sperm production was cut down because he masturbated too much.
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