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A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.
Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.
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when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."
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Pounding the shit out of a female sexually!
I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!
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Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
Custy: I am lookin for that white lady.
Person: Well, shit, I got some yickity splits right here!
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The act of double splitting in a speedrun.
"SHIT! I just double splitted"
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A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
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Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.
I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.
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