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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

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While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 3, 2010


Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.

She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.

by Hgswells November 20, 2019


Heard Steamer

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!

Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!

by July 7, 2022


ass steamer

When you are eating ass outside during the winter, and when you stop for a breath, you notice steam coming off the asshole 'cause you got it so hot.

Luke gave Brooke a wicked ass steamer in the hot tub.

by PookumsDot December 20, 2019


Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017


Cornville steamer

The act of squatting over a toilet, shitting, taking a picture and sending it to a loved one.

Roy: what did you do last night?
Lorne: sent my girlfriend a Cornville steamer, she was so happy about the level of trust between us.

by Silent rick November 15, 2022


floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009