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BRITISH LEAH THE BEST LEAH. THE FAKE AMERICAN WHO NEVER TRIED CRUMPETS AND IS BEAUTIFUL. SHOULD BE CHERISHED N PROTECTED AND NOT DIE LIKE BIZZLE EVEN THO SHE WANTS TO BE REUNITED with him! she also takes IT IN THE ASS LIKE THE DIRTY SLAG SHE IS MATE
"oh look is british leah the fake american"
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The act of pressing your buttocks and scrotum against a window.
Arr gross! Egans doing a British Bulldog.
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a funny ass way of talking over in britain, it could even make a raunchy phrase sound squeeky clean and proper
examples of a british accent phrase:
'Ello Govnah!
Cheerio!
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When people speak with something in their mouth.
Hey Katie don't speak with food in your mouth, I hate that british accent.
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Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.
A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !
B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !
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A throw back to the 1997 incident involving English Nanny Louise Woodward when she shook a baby violently to death, was charged with second degree murder, and later had the case appealed and reduced the sentence to manslaughter, causing her to serve less than 300 days in prison instead of life.
One is labeled a "British Nanny" when they commit a similar act to someone in a generally disadvantaged position.
Person A: "Tod got slapped around by Bill when he came out of Chess Club again yesterday."
Person B: "Yeah, he shook him around like a British Nanny!"
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When a man pours boiling hot tea in a woman's clitoris and fucks her
Damn did you hear? Megan had a British creampie last night. Must have hurt
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