Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.
This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.
“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.
🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)
“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"
John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce
Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"
When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
A chip of your choice, broken up and put on a sand which or hogie of your choice.
I really like Doritos as my chip lettuce on my sand which!