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Sticky Notes-
Greatest invention of all time.
Chuck Norris uses sticky notes when he is too lazy to do a roundhouse kick.
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When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.
Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?
Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.
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To use ones erect penis as the cone with which cotton candy is accumulated. The candy covered penis is then inserted swiftly into lover's mouth as to enjoy the sweet flavors of candy and man.
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"Yesterday, Theresa and I went to the fair. She got a mouthful of sticky stick!"
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"My roomate gave me a stick stick last week. I still have cotton candy all over my armpit."
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The result of fingering a girl (or boy) and not washing hands.
hey mate, guess who got some sticky fingers last night
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A gay man who performs oral sex in the cubicles of adult bookstores, which are known for their sticky floors.
Look at that guy! He's a sticky knees! His pants have cum stains all over them.
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A.K.A Cummy Tummy
When one pulls out and ejaculates on a partners stomach after performing intercourse
Damn blood, that girls hella fine, I wanna give her some sticky tummy
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When you fill a water gun with cum (yours or someone else's)
Sasha wouldn't give me that dome so a hit her with a sticky blicky
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