can't see the suits

said when one is soo horribly drunk/stonned that their vision is impaired. started on a trip to quebec city when one of the members of the group was sooo drunk, that he could not see the suits on the playing cards.

jamie -"full house; 9's to 4's."

brutus -"i can't see the suits!!!"

also!

guy 1-"hes soo can't see the suits! look at him stumble around"

guy 2-"man, he totally cant see the suits, he just grabbed YOUR girlfriends ass."

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Bernie Mac suit

A ridiculous looking suit that in no way is appropriate to wear anytime other than on halloween.

Person 1: "is it halloween ?"

Person 2: "No. why?"

person 1: "because Chris is wearing his Bernie Mac Suit"

Person 2: "That is in no way appropriate for this occasion"

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birthing suite

A bathroom frequently used by your older brother.

Dude, I gotta make a delivery in the birthing suite.

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space suit maintenance

Jerkin' it because you have to, not because you are in the mood.

"I heard Gary quit watchin' porn." "Does he still jerk it?" "Yeah but only space suit maintenance."

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Busted Suite of Furniture

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.

Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

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Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

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your bunny suit

What you wear to bed, and to get ready for bed

I got my bunny suit on and I'm ready for bed

Hey Jeffy, time to put on your bunny suit

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