when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu
mainly aimed at guys
person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser
Is were your eating pussy and one of your ferishes are eating pussy blood and she shoved your lips in her pussy on her period
James. Gobble gobble.
Jenny. Shove those lips inside me I'm on my period
James. My lips are tampon lips
When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.
Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.
A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH
What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.
"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"
"Shut the hell up, Frank."
A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina
I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!