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Rubbing one out, pulling your meat, having a strum, taking a load off, flicking the bean, downstairs DJ, dialling the rotary phone, cooking some cucumbers etc
“After I saw your sister on pornhub, it really inspired me to make a solo album”
“All this talk of KFC is making me wanna make a solo album”
When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand
My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo
Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.
She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.
Devastated...
Going alone for awhile to get things done.
Greg: Wheres Dave?
Tyone: He said he was going Han Solo for abit to get things done.
Greg: ahh gotcha
When a female gives you head while playing Fortnite
Yo my girl gave me han solo last night
THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
The one who actually shot first.
Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!