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An Asian dude that is a master god at violin and piano. He plays paladins
after a violin concert: oh hes good he must be a song chen
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Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
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Kick It by NCT 127 and Psycho by Red Velvet
Person 1: Hey! Have you already heard the Song of the Year?
Person 2: Yes! Kick It and Psycho was so good!
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Kick It by NCT 127 and Psycho by Red Velvet
Person 1: Hey have you listened to the Song of the Year?!
Person 2: Yes! Omg Kick it and Psycho was so good!
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Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.
When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.
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1. A song by an artist who has died, or in which at least one person dies (or is already dead) in the song. If two people are dead, it's a double-header deader; if three, it's a triple-header deader, and so on.
Stuff by Elvis may or may not count, depending on whether or not you think he is dead.
2. A game played by bored night shift workers with a radio. The minute you hear a dead song, you scream out: "DEAD SONG!"
One point is given for each dead person--for example, if you hear "In The Ghetto", you get two dead points--one for the dead young man in the song, and one for Elvis (unless you believe he's still alive). The first bored co-worker who gets ten points wins the game.
Worker One: "Ooh, "Wildfire!" Triple header Dead Song! Gimme three points!"
Worker Two: "What do you mean--three points? There's only two people in the song!"
Worker One: "Aw, come on, man, the pony died too!"
Worker Two: "Oh, yeah, that's right, but it only counts in country songs."
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To deficate or take a dump,..Also, cantar, in Spanish to take a shit.
I told my co-worker to wait for me, wile I sing a song, before lunch.
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