Maxine Waters

a race hustler who will jump at any opportunity to push the agenda of racism to retain power and gain money

did you see what Maxine Waters said during the George Floyd trial
yah she wants more protests for BLM

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Bottled Water

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

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lolly water

Lolly water refers to alcoholic beverages, specifacly the type young women prefer to drink. Usually a fruity flavoured pre-mixed vodka concoction. Lolly water, so sweet you can barely taste the alcohol content.

"That young girl was so drunk from that lolly water!"

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Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.

Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.

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ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

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gay water

A vodka soda water with lemon or lime. A gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.

Bar goer: "Can I get two gay waters please?"
Bartender: "Two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!"

Or

Friend 1: " Oh my god so and so is looking so thin!"
Friend 2: " I know, right! He's only been drinking gay water when he goes out!"

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hotdog water

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.

These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.

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