When a penis is wider than it is long.
Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.
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A penis that is wider than it is long
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Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)
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So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
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when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.
"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."
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a penis fatter than its length
Greg Russell (Buckey) has a massive diner plate size chode. Greg Russell is such a CHODE
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