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A term used to define someone who surpasses the normal parameters of being a tool,usually this type of person will embrace the name thinking it is a term of endearment.
-Every one hated their new boss and gave him the title of "Dewalt"
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Dewalt power drills can be charged by the Dewalt circular saws. You plug the circular saw, into the chord less drill, but for it to work properly, you must hold the trigger on the Dewalt circular saw for 3 seconds, then pull the trigger on the Dewalt power drill at the same time. Please do not plug the circular saw into the wall when doing this, due to the risk of injury, there is power being held in the circular saw that will quick charge the chordless drill to full power.
"Hey there big fella, I need a quick charge on my Dewalt.."
"Aight main I got you.."
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A poser who purchases only premium power tools but lacks the skill or will to use them.
Equivalent to 'all the gear and no idea'.
Derek only buys the best tools but never uses them, he's a real DeWalter Mitty.
When you take a drill to the dome from 3 floors up because you're too stupid to wear a hard hat
You hear about my boy? The dude got his wig split by a power drill. Been set back to Dewalt settings. His poor mama
In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...
-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"
Tool brand owned by StanleyBlack&Decker. Some products are made outside the USA, but some products have the "Made in USA with Global Materials." In other words, the parts are made overseas and put together like legos in the Unties States. lThey have an iconic for the black and yellow coloring like the Shittsburgh Steelers. Notorious back in the 90s for being an overrated and overpriced Black & Decker power tool with a different name, color, and heavier price tag. They're corded tools are pretty good, bit their cordless line consists of way overpriced batteries that may cost someone to take a personal bank loan with a high interest rate compared to other tool brands in that tier, which their cordless lines are far superb that Dewalt. Don't forget that their batteries lose charge so fast similar to a young private's first ever trip to the shitty strip club out in town and blowing their entire base pay on payday.
Bank teller: So, your loan is approved. What kind of car are you thinking of getting?
Customer: No, Ma'am, this is for some extra Dewalt batteries for my new cordless tool kit.
Bank teller: Dewalt cordless?! That's cute. I'm a woman that uses Milwaukee Fuel M18 tools, so at least I have a pair of balls. Dont pay back the loan. Give me your man card in return, you fuckin' bitch!