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A person who goes on a straight date despite being flamingly homosexual. (This is typically but not exclusively used to describe a situation where the couple met online i.e. Tinder)
My friend Melissa went on this date with a guy from Tinder, and the moment he opened his mouth and called his female friend a queen…she knew he was a rainbow trout.
A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
A truly demonic plague of a turd that comes forth from the gates of Hell once a sorry soul has eaten too many hot Cheetos.
“Here it comes, the most evil of all turds, the Hell Trout!” “I had a monster Hell Trout the other day.”
When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
Alternative name for toilet paper
Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.
When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.
“Where’s GB?”
“He’s stocking the lake with some Deep Creek Brown Trout!”