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Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.
John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
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A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
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When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.
'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'
The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.
Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.
Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.