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Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.
John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face
"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"
Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+
When someone farts.
It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.
(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”
When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet
Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!