1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.
Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.
When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.
Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.
Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.
Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.
That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.
A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes
Oh my motha fuking daym Page rollin fat asf
literal guitar god. god in general. was very attractive.
"i would leave my husband of 14 years for 70s jimmy page" -someone probably said this at one point in time
A man with a mighty mustache who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.
Hayden Page is a beast.
Page 250 in The Maze Runner: The Death Cure is the page all TMR fans hate. It is known for giving the fans depression and causing them to cry. The three words on there are very sad. Those words being "Please, Tommy. Please."
Friend: Why're you crying?
Me: Page 250.. *hands over book*
Friend: *looks at 250 and gets depression*