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speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 April 2, 2016


modified blumpkin

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.

by DJR632 April 19, 2020


Frosty Blumpkin

When you get Iced while receiving a Blumpkin

I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin

by PickloPete June 11, 2015


alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin February 2, 2016


Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 6, 2017


Hurricane Blumpkin

A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job

She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin

by AlysonTellsAll January 8, 2020


simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020