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Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.
Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.
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when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.
I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!
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When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.
Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
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A Human that flips a Half filled Water bottle and lands it on bottom or the cap of the bottle
Dude.. that hottie is a professional Bottle Flipper
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When someone is really really cute, usually a child or baby
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The “Bottle Flip” is of which a bottle have been flipped from a shot distance to land perfectly on its bottom. Some 420 scrubs still do this today, so if you ever see a friend do a “Bottle Flip” , then tell him he needs to die in a whole. If he lands it tho , tell him that your friendship can last.
A.K.A . Dead meme, kek, ky and bad.
If you Bottle Flip, you are dead inside.
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