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Zombie Mask

This is when a girl is giving a man a blowjob and the man pulls out, nuts on her face then slaps her across the face causing her to spring back with her arms out yelling "ooooooohhhgggg."

The other day I gave my chick the zombie mask so hard she nearly knocked my tv over.

by Draej December 23, 2008

14πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Persian Mask

When a guy puts his asshole on another guys lips

While I was sleeping Ricky gave me a persian mask!

by WillDanJosh November 15, 2008

14πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Mask of Destiny

a site dedicated to the Bionicle world... however, BZPower is far less gayer...

"Where's my worm gone to?" - Purple Dave, Admin of Mask of Destiny

by Swert of Mastra January 25, 2005

20πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Mask Trafficking

When unscrupulous mainland Chinese manufacturers ship millions of inferior or ISO-unapproved masks to syndicates in both developed and developing countries, which then distribute them to unsuspected hospitals and businessesβ€”when low quality masks the wallet-friendly masks.

Is mask trafficking behind the difference between β€œThree China-made mask boxes for $10” and β€œOne mask box at $8”?

by MathPlus March 27, 2021

39πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


ski mask

What the dumb people on the western side of the atlantic ocean call the garment correctly referred to as a "balaclava"

Why do I need to give an example?

by Dirge June 11, 2004

32πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Mask Rules

When mask wearing in most parts of the world remains mandatory to protect the population from infection, as a large proportion of them have yet to be vaccinated, with some anti-maskers or maskholes in the name of personal rights playing hide-and-seek with the authorities to avoid donning a face mask.

Although only fully vaccinated people are exempted from wearing a mask in public, tens of thousands of unjabbed diehard Trumpists in several red states pay lip service to the mask rules, because they figure out that the odds of them getting caught are very low.

by MathPlus June 8, 2021

43πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Menstrual Mask

you fuck the shit out of a bitch on her period then you take your dick and wipe the blood all over her face - giving her a menstrual mask

Girl: Man, I need a red mask for the play tonight.
Man: Hey bitch, you on your period?
Girl: Yeah...
Man: Let me fuck you - im gonna give you a menstrual mask - the darkest red you will ever see. Lets go bitch

by Menstrual Mask Master May 11, 2006

25πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž