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When your drink order is taking too long
the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight
referring to someone who is not pretty to look at. someone who is totally unattractive in the face.
"i hate that bitch. if she says one more thing, i'll punch her dead in that dragon mug."
vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.
I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
Something that is constantly broken FOR NO FUCKING REASON!
“What’s up guys, today we’ll be breaking the Gromit mug.
It is based off of the hit Bri’ish show Wallace & Gromit”
A cool guy that do cool stuff, this pug is so cool he never lost a game and he never lost his fame, sooo cool (he have autism)
Sup mate my name is pug mug, suck my cuck you piece of shit
Meow :3
Probably, the most amazing band to ever emerge from West Milford, New Jersey. Band is made up of, Keith, Zach "The Dick" "The Manager" Shiz, Jesse, Kevin and most recently Andrew. The band's debut album "Gurl You Lookin' Snazzy" was released to mymusicstream.com in November 2010 and was a local success! It included hits such as: "(I Can Do The) Frog Jog, a cover of Ke$ha's hit song "TiK ToK", "It Was His Brother - The Sheriff", and the hit song that sweeped West Milford like a forest fire from hell! "Awwh Jobie Whatchu' Doin' Dog?"
The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!
They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!
Boy: The Traveling Mugs, are without a doubt the most electrifying band in all of music. They are so hardcore, yet sentimental, yet kick ass, yet inspiring. They are going to change the world with their sick ass beats and their brees and their squees.
Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.
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its so hot out you feel like a coffe mug
talking to someone: man im hot as a mug
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