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The expression "has left the building" used to be reserved for discouraging fans of Elvis and Marylin not to hang around for autographs, a glimpse, or a chat with their hero, thereby informing them that their hero no longer occupies the premises and has 'physically' left the building prolly in a limo ... but now generically refers to virtually anybody and anything that has 'permanently' expired, as in dead, died, death, "passed away", checked-out, dirt napped, and can no longer pay taxes and entertain the 'troops' ... but like Frank says "that's life, that's what people say, you're riding high in April, shot down in May, but I know one thing, I've been a Puppet, a Pauper, a Poet, a King, I've been up and down, and over and out, and I know one thing, EACH-TIME, I-FIND, MY-SELF, FLAT-ON-MY-FACE, I pick myself up and get back in the race ... That's LIFE! ... -bdn-
"What do you mean she's not here?"
"Like she has left the building, man!"
"I'm Sorry, dude, but your mama's dead."
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Art of loosing a something Very important.
Son - "Mom I lost my wallet today"
Mom - "Well you just pulled a Ha-mish! there, naughty boy"
That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.
Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.
When a dude is talking to multiple girls (flirting wise/leading on) all at one time
Person 1: Bro Mark is mad cute
Person 2: Don't get involved with him, he has hoes
BTS has tiddies is a very sexy bitch with good humor “I love tiddies” is her catchphrase
“BTS has tiddies are so sexy”
when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'
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