beer massacre

See beer murderer.

This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.

Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.

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Speed Beer

Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.

You Will Need:

-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups

The rules are fairly simple:

-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns

Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.

Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!

Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.

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Beer O'clock

anytime you need a beer.

It's beer o'clock.

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Beer Can

A shorter but particularly thick penis.

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."

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Beer Goggles

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

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Tits and Beer

The two greatest things in life.

Thats the tits and beer of things!

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beer hand

In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."

Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.

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