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everyone right now only has one thing on their mind- roller blading.
2020 is the year the term blade it becomes popular and means to roller blade anywhere
“how did you get here with such elegance, class and speed”
“I had to blade it so that explains basically everything”
Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.
Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
A term used in Overwatch to describe the use of Genji’s Ultimate ability with no damage boost abilities (EX: Mercy’s DMG boost, Ana’s Nano Boost)
Josh: “I’m gonna have to dry blade now”
Sarah: “What, why?”
Josh: “Ana nanoed Mercy..”
When you pour Koolaid into a condom, freeze it and then use it as a dildo
My uncle can shove three Koolaid Blades up his anus at once
A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.
Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.