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Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.
Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.
ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.
"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"
She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.
A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.