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The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.
Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.
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Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.
This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.
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When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
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(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.
I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.
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A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'
Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
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A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score
That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.
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Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.
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