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A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.
This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.
The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.
Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.
A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'
Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.
I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.
A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score
That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.
Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.