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1. A two-year college that provides inexpensive college classes and credits for students as well as societies and connections. Some also offer dual-enrollment for talented and intelligent high school students.
2. A springboard for students who require assistance with the transition from high school into college.
3. A greatly misunderstood but highly useful institution that is useful for students' educations and personal knowledge stores while being easier on the pocketbook.
I'm a dual-enrolled student at a local Community College, meaning I'll be able to enter a four-year school as a junior earlier and pay less for a college education.
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A small liberal arts college full of pretentious rich kids located in the shithole known as Meadville, PA. The only way to succeed at this school is to literally spend all your time working with absolutely no breaks. William McKinley and Trent Reznor went to this school, but both dropped out after only a year because it sucked so much. Unless you're the type of person who is an over achiever who took all honors and AP classes during high school, and likes getting ass raped by course work on a regular basis, don't go to this school.
P1: How did you lose over $100k and get assraped for 4 straight years, all to graduate with a shitty 2.6 GPA and a degree that's as valuable as toilet paper?
P2: I went to Allegheny College
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1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.
2) College with many unique students.
1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."
2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"
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The extra pounds that hot chick from high school put on at her freshman year of College and makes her no longer that attractive.
"Damn, Tiffani has got them college curves goin on"
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A transitional phase between the acquisition of a high school diploma (during which considerable luck was involved) and either homelessness or lower-middle class obscurity.
I got an associate's degree (abbreviated "FD" for its more common term, fake degree) from my community college because someone told me the reason I wasn't learning anything in school was ADD, instead of actually making me confront the fact that my head is full of mashed potatoes and that I would be a ditch digger for the rest of my life unless I chose to, God forbid, apply myself to my education.
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Stellar Liberal Arts school in eastern PA primarily attended by rich white kids from PA, NJ and New England. Most of the kids here are pretty damn smart and work hard. The students usually try to throw sick parties, but are their frat-tastic parties are usually thwarted by the Draconian administration's nazi-like alcohol regulations. The guys tend to be pretty chill despite their preppy appearance while the girls tend to be snobby and not give anyone the time of day.
Rich: Yo man, I got into Lafayette College today. I'm so stoked because now I don't have to go to Lehigh and drown my sorrows every day for the next 4 years.
Brian: That's good dude. Make sure to bring your daddy's BMW if you ever want to get laid though.
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Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.
No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!
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