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noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")
Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.
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Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
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lil meat fagget that gets no girls good six pack but no arm muscle. He gets hott girls but he has no balls to do anything with them. his penis is the size of a crayon.
davis lawson
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One of the best Jewish boxers of all time and is involved with a fucking CRAZY NICE BOOK "BUMMY Davis vs. Murder Inc.". This book involves this heroic boxer and the infamous, yet unkown to my generation, Jewish Hit squad-Murder Inc.
BUMMY DAVIS beat the shit out of most of the fucking boxers in the 30s and 40s including Tony Canzoneri.
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Finn Davis is one of the hottest boys in the world and lives in Australia. Everyone loves him because he is SO kind and he Is also taller than anyone called Ryan. I wish I was dating Finn Davis instead of dating Ryan Fraser.
Finn Davis is the best
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It's where you shit into a trumpet and then afterwords you blow it into your girls vagina after you vigorously fucked it while she's on her period.
Isaiah: Man I gave my girl a good ole Miles Davis last night.
Cade: What the fuck's wrong with you?!
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