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A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:
To: (Her)
From: God.
Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.
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To apply the political philosophy of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia to dirty talk during coitus.
Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.
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The type of nigger that is dirty and usually obsessed with sex
Nigger 1: Yo my nigger how's it going?
Nigger 2: I just beat my meat to a 45 minute long porn video
Nigger 1: Your a Dirty nigger
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A Dirty Roybal is when you eat out someones ass and then kiss them right after.
Did you hear that Steve gave his girlfriend a Dirty Roybal?
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A Person so low and dirty they often engage in intercourse with animals and/or family members.
Dude1: Look at that freak screwing his dog again..
Dude2: Yeah I know, hes such a Dirty Vuji.
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when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
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Pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. Usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday 'treat'.
A Dirty Pint could consist of:
5 shots of Bell's whisky
3 shots of Gordon's gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
Half a pint of Guiness.
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