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The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.
You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!
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To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.
I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre
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when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...
I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.
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