Dick dock

The definition of tik tok

“I got tik tok”
“You mean dick dock?”

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Loading Dock

Backing up against a urinal and defecating into it, either due to commode stalls being occupied, or revenge at a janitor.

Lee was mad at Missy, the cleaning lady at work, so he pulled a loading dock in the men's restroom. Missy had to go log fishing and replace the cherry puck.

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dirty dock

After unprotected homosexual coitus an uncircumcised top entraps his partner’s member with his foreskin

My penis still hasn’t recovered after he dirty docked me

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Ice Docking

Ice Docking is when a man puts his penis into the foreskin of another man. But in this twist you put an ice cube in between the foreskin. Letting it melt while grinding eachother to a big climax.

Vikz went to the back room to perform some ice docking. He was hot and wanted to cool down while loving his boyfriend.

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c-dock

1. Colloquial abbreviation for "cock dock".

2. The act of anchoring one's unit to a person or object, especially for an extended period of time.

3. To figuratively obstruct one's flow or generally f*ck things up.

Thomas: "Did you see Evelyn from accounting last night on the corner of 48th and Weston dressed up like a ho?"
Richard: "Yes, I did notice that."
Harrison: "Boy, I'd like to c-dock that."

"William, I was quite enjoying Philip's t-funkshun until your gay ass showed up and c-docked the whole thing."
"Patrick, you are simply jealous because my gay ass is the shiznit."

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Dock Soliday

This is a term referring to the act of one cowboy giving another cowboy, a reach-around, while inserting their pistols into their anuses, and shouting "reach for the sky". This act is usually permissable out in the desert, at night, under a full moon.

Out in the Sonoran wilderness, Earl and Ray proceeded to remove their holsters and bandanas, the must of day-old leather boot polish and moonshine, filled the tent, the two cowboys wrestled with their emotions, and after some dueling, both exchanged a dock soliday in the bitter cold of the desert night.

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flom docking

Describing ones actions, this could include movement or expressions.

Also can be used to describe a person an idiot or fool. See Flom Docker.

"Went to Bionic last night, was Flom Docking all over the place"

Steve : "what you up to en?!"
Clive : "flom docking it right up like"

"Look at him, he's a right Flom Docker like"

"Fuck me, what a Flom Docker"

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