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Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.
Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.
When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.
Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.
Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!
Friend 1: *Drops drink*
Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"
The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.
Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!
Friends: Can't. I'm broke!
DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.
And the next day...
DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.