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When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing
You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk
When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.
The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.
Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.
When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.
Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.
Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!
Friend 1: *Drops drink*
Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"
Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.
A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.
I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.
Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.
“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”