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The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.
(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.
Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.
Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm
Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.
Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)
Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy
Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%
You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday
Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars
He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!
When your jealous of your friend for having a bigger beer mug.
Man, we ordered the same beer, for the same price! Why you got the bigger mug. Hey buddy is that Pint-Envy im picking up?!
A fixed-wing pilot who is envious of the skill of helicopter pilots
Babe you need to accept you have a problem with aero envy, you should be proud you can fly your Cesna and not obsess so much about helicopter pilots, it's unhelathy