sissy foot

Someone who slacks on their workouts.

He sissy footed his weights.

foot hoe

Someone who worships you for your feet.

Foot hoe, hell no.

foot dogs

feet

"these shoes don't fit my foot dogs"

Hobbit foot

Visual description of a hairy bush or sascrotch that looks eerily similar to the top of a Hobbit's hairy foot.

That hippie girl probably has a Hobbit foot under that tye-dye dress.

cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.

I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.

Boubadoop Foot

Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.

Clyde : Don't pass to that bell end, he'll just spunk it over the bar. He's such a boubadoop foot.

foot house

its when your feet get cold in bed and you wrap your covers around them.

wife : my feet are cold

husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....