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An ill advised experiment to construct an automobile from the following items;
1. Upturned tin bathtub.
2. Low-grade plastic novelty items from a charity shop.
3. A moldy turd.
4. A fresh turd.
5. The contents of yesterdays 'jam-rag' bin.
6. A used Johnny.
7. Discarded unwashed clothing reclaimed from the bins behind a well 'stocked' hospice.
8. Another turd.
The Ford KA stood out from the crowd because of its particularly charming ability to induce pointing, laughing, projectile vomiting & dry minges.
Person 1: "Who in the Mary Hinge laid a giant brown 'arse' dreadnought outside my house?!"
Person 2: "Aaah, yeah that'll be me, it's a car, a Ford KA... what'dya think of her?"
Person 1: "Push it into the sea at once, i'll give you a hand, hopefully it'll sink. & let's not talk of your faux pas again. Idiot."
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When someone won't give you a ride home, and you a forced to walk home in the rain.
Nick: Can I have a ride home?
Katy: No, I have to pick up my sister in half-an-hour, and can't stop to drop you off on your house that is on the way. You can walk home.
Nick: But it's raining and takes an hour to walk! Don't pull a Mrs. Ford!
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An instructor that spends time on looking at the dancin girls and is a sex machine
that was fordam or fordam is a pimp
LORD FORD IS A SEX MACHINE
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A poor man's GTO.
I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.
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a woman thats a complete bitch thats heart is as dry as her pussy. and only gives respect when it she can benefit from it
Satan ford is an old cunt.
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18 year old closet beastiality enthusiast who has a constant nipple erection around other males, despete weather condition(s). A Variant From a Charlie Bennet, David has full function of a growth hormone that he utilises shamefully.
Destined for death he is a classic example for destitution and will negate lonliness for all of his desperate life: unknown to the mass's David sleeps with contentment for "Hetero's"
David Ford slept with my leg the other night in social protest against the food safety act 1994 paragraph 6 line 2.
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