Granny panty hoarder

The female act of washing your granny panties because you are afraid to dispose of them unwashed, for fear that they will be found in the trash and traced back to you. But then you wear them "one last time" because you just washed them.

Susan was so ashamed for anyone to see her granny panties, she refused to throw them out. She was a granny panty hoarder.

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Granny Panties

Any type of unerware that is not a thong or g-string, cheaky panties. Granny Panties are bikini's, briefs, hipsters, rio briefs,
Any kind of underware that will leave panty lines.

"Did you get those granny panties out of your moms drawer? No one wears full back granny panties anymore except for old people."

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your granny tranny

this comeback is way better than your mom gay and your dad lesbian

-your mom gay
-no your dad lesbian
-your gr....
-DONT SAY IT
-your grann...
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-your granny tranny
*kills himself*
GET SHREKT NOOB M8 DAB

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slamming granny in the fanny

When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.

Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.

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Double Granny Knot

Two very horny women, one of which over 60, entangle themselves for sexual pleasure. The older the women, the stronger the bond as she creates more friction.

The double granny knot took a real toll on grandma last night. She should probably consider abstinence, as a burn on the genitals is very concerning.

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ur granny tranny

Worst weapon of all time. Its like thanos gauntlet. In one snap you can destory anything or anyone you want. You can use it against anything and anyone! it can also bet "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" and 'no u" its doesn't matter if you put a "lol" to a end because "ur granny tranny" can still kill you and everyone u know..... its more powerful then you think.

Jacob: You suck u stupid nerd!
Carry: and ur granny tranny lol.
Jacob: dies
Earth: Explodes
Everyone: dies
Carry: Becomes god

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Granny piss-fingers

The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.

" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers

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