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Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.

I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.

by Kibblebip January 13, 2022


big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw

A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!

by Cat.rw January 12, 2018


Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 9, 2023


hamster gangster

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator

Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.

by Creator January 5, 2016


Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

by Lanceroni May 13, 2018


Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.

Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.

by OllyPearce May 21, 2011


Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009