ipod Fondle

The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation

Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle

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iPod Anxiety Effect

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

ipod bungee jump

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord

"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

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ipod add syndrome

A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.

These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.

So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"

Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.

These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.

"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"

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The Zune to its Ipod

An imitation of something already existing, but is in a lesser form and obviously copying the already existent thing. Can be used for people or things. Used when comparing 2 things Zune to Ipod because the Zune is a mp3 player from microsoft that is obviously trying to be apple's ipod which is already very popular and successful.

Bob has a catch phrase that is "hey whats a happenin in a here." Andy then tried to have a catch phrase that said "hey everybody, how ya doin?" You could say that Andy's catch phrase is the zune to its ipod (its meaning bob's)

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Stock ipod headphones

The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.

Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?

me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.

Kirby: Sennheiser?

me: This company that makes badass headphones.

Kirby: How much did they cost?

me: Bout £50.

Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.

Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.

Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.

Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.

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