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The worst italian american man i know
jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*
classic rock posers that think jimi hendrix's first name is spelled jimmy
Poser: dude i love jimmy hendrix
person 2: dude his named is spelled jimi you retard
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Only the greatest guitarist to ever exist on out planet.
Bow to Jimmy Page, for he is God.
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a man who only thinks with his cock. However his sexyness makes women crazy.
Jimmy=Sex addict
Jimmy P is so confident he thinks he could get any girl he wants. He is a Rico Suave.
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Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.
Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.
Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
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The act of urinating in a condom, tying it off and freezing it, then fucking a girl with it.
Can i use your freezer Brooke wants me to give her a Frosty Jimmy
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A drug dealer and one of the main characters in Green Days newest album American Idiot (which is the only one with a #1 hit ironically....)
"cigarrets and ramen and a little bag of dope/I am a son of a bitch and edgar allen poe"
"it's comedy, and tradgedy/it's st jimmy and that's my name"
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