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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019


lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 13, 2022


Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.

My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.

by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024


Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.

"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."

by WrongTime May 13, 2024


slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.

Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.

by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021


Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.

Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.

by LALettuce May 30, 2024


Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 20, 2019