A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
A synonym for unemployment
A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.
B: You don't need to say that twice.
Illiterate peasant freshly evolved from homo erectus into a Neanderthal
That Stem Major was such an idiot
a person who is a loser times 6
both mustafa and malik are major losers
The age you can Do things
In the usa that is 21
Are you at the age of majority? No I'm 22 and 33
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Rico is such a major bae! He bought me bubble tea when I mentioned that as a joke!
When you pig the fuck out on steak.
Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.