When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.
I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.
Loading up your hands and pockets with beers to get through an event.
Carl came through with a Mississippi six pack at last call.
When a woman is on all fours, and a man sticks his finger in her anus making a hook shape. The man then drags her around the room.
Man that chick last night was such a dirty broad that she asked to get Mississippi trailer hitched .
When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.
Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!
A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
When ya chick shits on yo dick.
My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.