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you're worthless.
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Why you ain’t say nothing? — A favorite interrogative when someone gives you too much information way too late!
The reply to “ Why you ain’t say nothing?” is usually: “What! You didn’t know?!!!”
1) Man at a collage reunion::
You know, when we were in school, I hade quite a crush on you.
Woman at the reunion:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
2) First Friend:
You didn’t have to bring trees with you from out of town; Buddha is legal here in this state.
Second Friend:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
First Friend:
What! You didn’t know?
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One who lives on the street and spends all of the money he gets for drugs, alchohal, and skin mags.
"Dude, if you don't get yourself together, your gonna be one of those Good For Nothing Homeless Dudes in Boston"
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Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
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A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.
Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?
Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here
Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!
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An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
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Where you make a big deal about saying goodbye when those around you really don't care much if you stay or go.
That clumsy gluttonous party-crasher wasn't invited to our backyard barbecue in the first place, and so his "long tearful goodbye" hijinks were really just "much adieu about nothing".
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