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you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.
Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.
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when u take a shit and dont wipe good enough
Person 1: dude rick my ass itches
Person 2: o dude y
Person 1: i just took a huge shit after eating taco bell and i dont think i wiped all the liquid shit out of my ass. must be wiping deficiancy
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basically-shut up!!
possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!
Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??
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a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty
man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped
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A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.
I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less
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Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.
Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.
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What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.
The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.
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