Dry lunch

When someone just has the type of face which angers you and makes you want to hit them. Usually reffering to a person, but can be shorted down to dry.

Dan: Mate, look at that fucking dry lunch over there
Harry: Oh my god, i just want to punch him

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Dry Doctor

A Dry Doctor involves shutting off the water to a toilet and flushing so that minimal to no water remains. Then one with his/her friends will take turns crapping in said toilet to the point where it must be cleaned by hand, and no amount of flushing can push the crap down the toilet.

That guy working at the gas station is a douche bag so we Dry Doctored the bathroom. Lets see how he like's cleaning that up

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Dry bear

A person who would rather sit inside watching TV than go out sledging when there's 12 inches of powder outside, or other similar outdoor activity

Hey Rob wanna go sledging?

Nah, two and a half men's on ennit

You dry bear

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dry lookin'

When someone is snooping on your social media accounts. But ain't liking or commenting on anything. Term coined by Kyle Ellisor.

Soon as I feel like you're just being nosy on my page, which I think is over half of the people on my list, you going on restricted. You ain't even gonna know. We're still gonna be friends, you just ain't gonna be dry lookin' no more✌️️😂😂😂😂

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Dry Sneeze

When you sneeze and nothing comes out of your nose or mouth except air.

Dry sneezes are caused by itchy noses and/or dust.

Jon: Eww, You sneezed on my jacket!
Kim: Gosh, It was only a dry sneeze.

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dry bog

The classic "dry bog" is a 3 step process:

First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)

There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.

"The host of the party was a real prissy I'm better-than-you-type, so I decided to dry bog the hallway toilet to liven things up a little."

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dry sex

Sex with clothes

Yah our clothes were on but we stil had dry sex

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