October 24th

Either the best day or the worst day of your life. 1) YOU MIGHT GET ASKED OUT BY YOUR CRUSH 2) YOU MIGHT DIE BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS A MURDERER

Man October 24th has got to be the best/worst day of my life. Like, I might die. Or, I’ll receive the best news ever!

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October 19

The day we’re the funniest and some of the thickest people are born.

It is also dick check day. A day we’re anyone can smack the dick if anyone they want

O you were born on October 19th *looks at ass* that checks out

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October 28

Wink at your crush at school, ft them, the guy had to give to girl his hoodie

October 28 is a day where people get together

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October 10th

When the nicest sexiest and baddies are born

person1:omg she is so hot
person2:bet she is born on October 10th

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That's October 19th

Based on the original, but postponed air date of Community, "that's October 19th", means those great moments in life when the unfair world we live in suddenly makes sense and everything is set right.

When a kitten tries to climb into a cardboard box on youtube, that's October 19th.

When you score the last tickets for the concert of your favourite band, that's October 19th.

When you have a flat tire and a complete stranger helps you out, that's October 19th.

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October 31

National kids over 5 ft get to slap all other people day😌

Wow, I'm over 5 feet tall. I can slap you because it is October 31!

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October 11th

National scare your friend day

Jackson: "BOO!!"
Mya: "Ahhhh! What the hell you scared the shit outta me"
Jackson: "haha it's October 11th, National scare your friend day!"

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