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food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2019

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Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.

Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.

by Big Pimping January 4, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"

zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table

by PB SLAPPER June 24, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheaters' table

The most secluded table in a restaurant, requested by patrons--often those who are engaged in an illicit love affair--who don't want to be noticed by others.

Halfway through lunch I saw Sam and Angela sitting at the cheaters' table in the corner, staring into each other's eyes over their salads and wine. I wonder what her husband would say about that!

by Zwieback December 27, 2017

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table spot

A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.

The Dudley Boyz powerbombed Tommy Dreamer through a flaming table in an impressive table spot.

by dele3344 October 16, 2006

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table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

by avery de la 408 January 24, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


enchanting table

an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated

demon : starts speaking enchanting table

brain : were fucking screwed

by EU๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธOUR April 8, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž