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An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.
Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.
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At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.
Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.
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risking everything
a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
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The most secluded table in a restaurant, requested by patrons--often those who are engaged in an illicit love affair--who don't want to be noticed by others.
Halfway through lunch I saw Sam and Angela sitting at the cheaters' table in the corner, staring into each other's eyes over their salads and wine. I wonder what her husband would say about that!
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A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.
The Dudley Boyz powerbombed Tommy Dreamer through a flaming table in an impressive table spot.
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A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.
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Playing poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).
Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.
At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Roy took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
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